12.14.2004
Cougar in a Bag - Step 4
Ah, the bolero leather jacket. A Cougar must-have for those late-summer nights when your tube top is tight and the girls are hanging out, but your pits are cold.
The exciting tale of a 33-year-old editrix with an estranged husband, an intensifying dependence on Parliament Lights, Thai curry, her parents' washing machine and watching Suzanne Somers on HSN. (Between Suzanne's ever-changing facial features and her god-awful merch, I'm hooked like a trout, baby.)
Ah, the bolero leather jacket. A Cougar must-have for those late-summer nights when your tube top is tight and the girls are hanging out, but your pits are cold.
I wore vests at one time in my life. Just thought I should get that out there. It was in the early 90s, and I thought they made my boobs look smaller. It was a mistake. I can see that now.