The exciting tale of a 33-year-old editrix with an estranged husband, an intensifying dependence on Parliament Lights, Thai curry, her parents' washing machine and watching Suzanne Somers on HSN. (Between Suzanne's ever-changing facial features and her god-awful merch, I'm hooked like a trout, baby.)
Do not leave the house unless you are appropriately booted, Cougars! This pair has the hint of S&M that says "I'm easy" and the soupcon of pleather that says "I'm also a cheap date." The spike heel is just high enough...to step over that pool of vomit that your manicurist left after her third white russian. She shouldn't drink on an empty stomach - she's not 45 anymore, you know! Bon Appetit!
I wore vests at one time in my life. Just thought I should get that out there. It was in the early 90s, and I thought they made my boobs look smaller. It was a mistake. I can see that now.
