12.14.2004
Cougar in a Bag - Step 1
Suzanne was on HSN this weekend - Just Joe and I caught a bit of it last night. It was heaven. She is looking "even younger than ever" according to her insane fan squad, and she inspired me to put together a Cougar Primer - with examples from her very own home-shopping collection - that you can use to create your own special Cougar Look! (It's just like Lucky magazine, but without the good taste and the little stickers that say "Yes!") To acquire the Cougar look, you must have the ultimate Cougar accessory - the leather strap with sparkly things! Ooh, glitter! And it's practical, too, cuz it's also a watch! And you will need it to keep track of what time your kids get home, because they're always so embarrassed when Mommy rolls in late...with some Hawaiian-shirted 56-year-old who got her liquored up at Barcelona and wears his sunglasses at night... Much better to get home before the kids. That way you can leave them a 20 for a pizza and lock your bedroom door!
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