11.28.2004
My One Celebrity Crush
It's super spooky to moon over celebrities, but I can't help it when it comes to just one: Liev Schreiber.
The exciting tale of a 33-year-old editrix with an estranged husband, an intensifying dependence on Parliament Lights, Thai curry, her parents' washing machine and watching Suzanne Somers on HSN. (Between Suzanne's ever-changing facial features and her god-awful merch, I'm hooked like a trout, baby.)
It's super spooky to moon over celebrities, but I can't help it when it comes to just one: Liev Schreiber.
I wore vests at one time in my life. Just thought I should get that out there. It was in the early 90s, and I thought they made my boobs look smaller. It was a mistake. I can see that now.